Salad Says: "Don't Eat Me!"

This is one of the scariest meals that we are ever served. The only two things that saved this one from being a total disaster were:

1) The cubes of salmon in the soup; and

2) The few decent-sized chunks of potato in my bowl of, err, um, slop.

Aside from those two bits of food, I passed on the soup and the main dish.

I did eat my entire serving of salad, but I was this close to giving that away, too. It's not that the salad tasted terrible, but rather that it was so darn bland. It's like the salad was screming, "Don't eat me!"

I probably should have listened.

Amazingly, however, HVC was at it again.

He'll eat anything.

I usually explain to others that he can eat so much because he has no "off" switch, but today I joked that he always on auto-pilot.

Take a look at the picture of all that food in front of him and you'll see what I mean. (Oh, and by the way, if you look really carefully, you should be able to see that there's another salad bowl underneath the black bowl. C-r-a-z-y!)

HVC really did eat all that food, too, honest.

I'll never understand how he manages to get all that food down.

Total points: 2