Why on Earth would you want to ruin a perfectly good piece of bread by spreading mayonnaise on it?
Have you not heard of the expression "sold separately?"
We don't all like mayonnaise. Let us choose whether we want it on our bread or not.
Thank you very much!
At least the mayonnaise was confined to the middle of the roll, so tore that section off and gave it to my neighbor, who was more than happy to receive it!
Oh, and look what's in my salad... Could that be ham? Why, yes, it is! Go figure...
When I held up with my chopsticks one of the cabbage leaves that had lost its stuffing, it looked like something really disgusting that had just come out of my nose... That thought kept me from eating it for a brief while.
Take a good look at that bowl of food, anyway, and you'll see that there's practically nothing in it! Getting seconds wouldn't have done me much good, either.
You see, when my bread-receiving neighbor came back from getting another helping, he sat down and we had a little conversation, in English(!), that went like this:
"What's today's main dish called?""Stuffed cabbage."
"So why is there no stuffed cabbage in my bowl!?"
They had run out of stuffed cabbage and instead gave him "stuffed bowl." Nice job!
Anyway, at least there was a little dessert today, that small piece of pineapple. You can't really go wrong with fruit!
Oh, and the kids at my school love to take empty plastic wrappers and tie them up into bows. I have no idea who started that, but tons of the kids do it. I haven't really adopted the habit yet, but maybe I should, to be a little more Japanese (as if that would be possible!).
Thanks for demonstrating, Yuka!
Total points: 4
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