Monday, October 24, 2011

The Not-So-Magnificent Seven

This meal was one of the more pathetic ones, on several levels.

For one, this was a "Family Meal," which explains why I have both chopsticks and a spoon, as well as why my bread is on a plate.

For two, unlike many Family Meals, this one didn't come with dessert.

For three, the bread was boring ol' white bread and it didn't come with a spread, such as honey or chocolate, as it usually does.

For four, the soup was about as close to hot water as you can get while still calling it soup.

For five, the soup contained a random piece of ham. (What up with that?)

For six, the salad was a disgusting mix of cucumber (what else?), ham (what else?), and other unappetizing foods. Believe it or not, I gave my salad away.

For seven, the chicken was deep-fried, so I gave that away, too.

In other words, my lunch consisted of a big piece of white bread (or should I say, a giant hamburger bun?), watery soup, and a small pile of cabbage.

Joy joy.

Total points: 2

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